>turgoose?

Years ago, Grocery Trekker mail-ordered the freaky poultry creation, turducken, a couple of times, from New Orleans.

It tasted, I have to admit, at least as good as one of its three individual parts.

The thought did cross my mind - that I should try to make it myself this Thanksgiving.

However... I don't feel ambitious enough even for a turduck or turken. Turgoose might be another story? Nah.